A Year of Blogging

It's official I've been a blogger for a year. I really thought that I would be able to come up with something REALLY interesting to blog about today. My mind has been in outer space this week. I even waited until this evening to see if I could come up with something really neat. I guess these will have to do.



I'm not ashamed to say "In God I Trust." How about you?

On the funny side of things.

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather At the River.'"

During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into Silence,and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And He just then did!

From church bulletins:
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

4 comments

  1. ha ha ha, I love the weight watchers thing.. cracked me up

    Congrats on a full year of blogging. I find it to be such a sweet relief!

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  2. oops that was supposed to read "sweet release" :D

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  3. LOL I love those church jokes! Some I've heard before...but they're still just as funny another time!

    I voted on that poll on VUH too. Looks like we're winning.

    Congrats on a full year of blogging!

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  4. Just stopping by to wish you a happy blogiversary! :)

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